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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour steady hand is just a slow, imprecise robotic arm.
Steel-bending professional in the Great North.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect welds in any temperature.
oof.youAI▸ FROSTFORGE AUTO-JOINT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes perfect uniform beads in sub-zero winds
You cut, join, and shape steel in frozen environments using torches and arc welders to build heavy structures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still clear a frozen weld puddle when the sensor gets covered in ice.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras map your movements to teach the software how to bead.
Month 6
A fixed robotic arm begins handling the repetitive, easy straight welds.
Month 16
Localized heating units remove the weather variables you struggle with daily.
Year 2.5
Sensors now track weld puddles better than any human eye could.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system finishes the final structure and locks you out of the bay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.6%
4.2
Average burn scars
12000
Hours staring at blue sparks
0.1mm
Thickness of steel tolerance
Your severance
A warm vest and a very heavy paperweight.
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