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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling wooden boxes and cold tubs requires less soul than you think.
Showroom floor champion of high-margin soaking tubs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the deal without the small talk.
oof.youAI▸ ZENKIOSK 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells unnecessary cedar upgrades automatically
You pitch relaxation equipment to shoppers and manage showroom displays. The machine just needs a screen and a button.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a customer about how good they look in a bathrobe.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Interactive tablets replace your printed brochures and glossy price lists.
Month 4
Cameras track customer movement to identify the most expensive prospects.
Month 10
AI avatars handle product explanations and financing questions on site.
Month 15
Inventory systems directly process purchases from showroom demonstration units.
Month 19 · D-Day
The kiosk locks the doors and sends you a digital farewell.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
too high
Average commission per unit
forty
Seconds until customer leaves
constant
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid tap water.
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