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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Wetland Delineator jobs? · Latest report #bgq7tcu4
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthEnjoy the mud now, because the satellite sensors are already hungry.
Professional mud-walker, vegetation expert, and tick magnet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the muck without the misery.
wheee!you▸ ECOSCAN TERRAIN-CRAWLER 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
analyzes soil signatures in high-density scrub
You trek through swamps identifying vegetation and hydric soil to define protected boundaries. Your boots are perpetually wet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge whether a site is truly a wetland just by smelling the soil.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Orbital imagery begins mapping likely hydrology patterns to narrow your search.
Month 8
Small drones fly low to identify plant species from your exact angles.
Month 20
Autonomous legs navigate the muck that current drones simply cannot touch.
Year 2.8
Robotic augers dig the pits and process soil colors in real time.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine generates the final permit report while you stay dry indoors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
1.4 meters
Average mud depth navigated
42
Mosquito bite count per hour
99.9 percent
Accuracy of plant identification
Your severance
One high-end pair of waterproof wading boots.
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