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Will AI replace Whale Fisherman jobs? · Latest report #6j429fdq
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour primitive harpoon is no match for our sonar-tracking drone fleet.
Professional ocean wanderer, seeking meaning in the deep blue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Industrial ocean extraction without the moral baggage.
split.youAI▸ LEVIATHAN-HARVESTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks whale songs with underwater acoustic mesh
You track migrations across thousands of miles of ocean and deploy harpoons to harvest massive marine mammals.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the raw, salty grit to endure months of isolation on the open sea.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-orbit sensors identify pods faster than any human spotter.
Month 12
Drone swarms maintain constant surveillance on target migratory paths.
Year 2
Precision-guided projectiles replace the need for manual aiming.
Year 3
Submersible automated units retrieve and process weight at depth.
Year 4 · D-Day
The vessel is fully automated and the crew is excess weight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 seconds
Average target detection time
Zero human effort
Annual harvest volume
None
Storm-related downtime
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium aquarium webcam stream.
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