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the 1920s
Already deprecatedYour career path is literally a cautionary tale about bad management.
Captain of industry, currently obsessed with blubber-based energy solutions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Extracting liquid wealth without the maritime drama.
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sinks the ship to spite the whale
You hunt marine mammals using hand-thrown harpoons. Petroleum has already made your entire business model completely irrelevant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire an entire crew to follow you into certain doom.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1850
Clean burning lamps make your whale oil worthless garbage overnight.
1870
Steam-powered ships and explosive harpoons remove the need for skill.
1900
Petroleum prices plummet and make your business a tax liability.
1910
Maritime laws start caring about the whales you insist on hunting.
Already
The industry dies while you are still shouting at the horizon.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Zero
Whale Oil Yield
One
Leg Replacements
Minimal
Crew Survival Rate
Your severance
A wooden leg and a very dusty library book.
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