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the 17th century
Already deprecatedYour career path is a historical footnote of royal ego management.
Professional proxy for royal failure and displaced anger.
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Takes the blame so you do not have to.
split.youAI▸ SCAPEGOAT V1.0▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 17TH CENTURYAI's Special Power
absorbs all negative status effects instantly
Absorbs disciplinary consequences for royal children and handles high-stakes emotional projection for the elite.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a singular talent for being in the wrong place at the right time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1600
Rationalist thinkers decide physical punishment of proxies is inefficient.
1750
Schools replace private tutors and remove royal exemptions.
1820
Societal norms shift away from physical discipline in schools.
1900
Legislative frameworks make keeping a whipping boy illegal.
Already
History books finalize the role as a relic of aristocracy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
Unlimited
Average lashes received
Zero
Royal approval rating
None
Days of dignity
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very distant province.
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