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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou bill six minutes for a machine that thinks in milliseconds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The legal system without the human overhead.
toast.youAI▸ JURISLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds loopholes in three seconds flat
You review thousands of documents and argue motions in court. Now, algorithms do it faster and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes during cross-examination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software flags incriminating emails before you open them.
Month 5
Generative models produce your standard motions in seconds.
Month 13
Data analytics predicts judge behavior with 90 percent accuracy.
Year 1.9
Sensors and AI models handle repetitive questioning during discovery.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The firm replaces your entire department with a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
Instantaneous
Average discovery speed
Zero
Billable hours per day
None
Courtroom logic errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a stress ball.
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