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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour spreadsheet obsession is just a poorly disguised waiting room for us.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the branch keys.
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Automated logistics for the modern profit center.
squeeze.you▸ BRANCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes supply chain routes in milliseconds
You oversee warehouse inventory, reconcile branch ledgers, and manage regional sales staff. Your output is mostly noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a staff member is lying about their sales numbers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID sensors map your warehouse inventory in real time.
Month 6
Software replaces your manual reconciliation of daily ledger books.
Month 15
An AI agent assumes control of regional quarterly target setting.
Year 2.2
Smart models handle client credit limits without your human input.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The BranchMaster 9000 cabinet is installed in your empty office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,200
Spreadsheet rows processed daily
0.4 percent
Meaningful staff interactions
18 hours
Time spent in useless meetings
Your severance
A one-year supply of complimentary paper clips.
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