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Will AI replace Wholesale Director jobs? · Latest report #4r4rs9v4
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed by machines.
Professional lunch-haver and supply-chain charmer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the handshake at scale.
split.youAI▸ CONNEX-NET 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates supply contracts faster than you breathe
You spend days wining and dining contractors to secure supply orders for major electrical projects. Your value is trust.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a contractor is lying about their project timeline over lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts tracking every call and email you make daily.
Month 5
Algorithms automatically undercut your competitor quotes in real-time.
Month 13
Contractors now order directly through a frictionless web interface.
Year 1.9
Virtual agents handle all routine credit and supply disputes.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your social capital is deemed insufficient to cover overhead costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
12
Martini lunches per month
48%
Contractors ghosted after dinner
6%
Profit margin on cable spools
Your severance
A box of business cards and one final dinner.
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