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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Wholesale Flooring Vice President jobs? · Latest report #uhg58xg8
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou supervise boxes of laminate while pretending your golf game matters.
Master of spreadsheets and overpriced showroom coffee.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Inventory flow without the middleman ego.
help!youAI▸ FLOORMANAGER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates vendor payments based on stock levels
You oversee flooring inventory and staff while handling vendor payments and wholesale client sales.
The one thing AI can't do
You can negotiate a bulk tile discount by simply being likable at lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual checkbooks move to an automated accounting portal.
Month 5
Warehouse cameras count every pallet of hardwood automatically.
Month 10
The software calculates bulk discounts faster than you can.
Month 15
Payments are released the second the delivery confirms receipt.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your role is deleted to increase company profit margins.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
4.2 percent
Margin loss per meeting
12 hours/month
Time spent signing checks
Zero
Pallets moved by ego
Your severance
A lifetime supply of luxury vinyl plank flooring samples.
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