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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling prestige to teenagers is a job for a cold algorithm.
Professional dream seller and campus tour guide.
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Personalised recruitment without the awkward small talk.
brr.you▸ ACADEMIABOT OUTREACH X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules immersive campus tours for prospects
You visit schools to pitch university life and manage residential summer programs for prospective students on campus.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly convince a nervous teenager that they belong in an ancient library.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-generated school visits replace your local travel schedule.
Month 7
Sensors and software handle all dorm room logistics automatically.
Month 15
Realistic avatars lead campus tours without needing meal breaks.
Year 1.9
Algorithms analyse student interest levels in real-time.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The campus software manages recruitment independently of human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
14 percent
Student conversion rate
12,000 units
Brochure distribution volume
zero
Dormitory bed allocation errors
Your severance
One branded pen and a lifetime alumni discount.
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