Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Wildlife Technician jobs? · Latest report #diphj8a7
Your job has an expiration date
October 24, 2031
In 5 yearsTracking animals is just inefficient data collection for our superior sensors.
Professional mud-walker and bear-spotter for the state.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Nature observed without the heavy human footprint.
oof.you▸ WILDGUARD RANGER-ALPHA▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
maps forest density via thermal drone swarm
You monitor population counts, track species migration, and maintain sensor traps in unpredictable, messy wilderness environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the subtle signs of a wounded animal in thick brush.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite imagery builds a complete virtual replica of the terrain.
Month 12
Autonomous drones deploy high-res sensors across every forest acre.
Year 2
AI models learn to identify species better than human eyes.
Year 3
The central server tracks all migration in real time.
Year 5 · D-Day
Machines assume total control of wilderness monitoring and data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
3 kilograms
Average mud per boot
14 percent
Species misidentified by humans
2400 yearly
Hours spent in rain
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium trekking socks.
Discussion
