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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Windmill Squire jobs? · Latest report #45rvjjun
Your job has already expired
the 1605 printing
Already deprecatedFighting heavy rotating wooden blades with a stick is career-limiting.
Professional dreamer, amateur jousting enthusiast, reality avoider.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning windmills off safely since 1605.
bzzt.youAI▸ DONQUIXOTE-OFF-SWITCH V1.0▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1605 PRINTINGAI's Special Power
ignites a fire of pure romantic ignorance
You chase mythical giants in fields. Mostly you just stand near giant wood structures that blow over.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can sustain a delusion with this level of commitment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1605
The public realizes you are a satirical cautionary tale.
1610
People stop charging at infrastructure with garden tools.
1750
Actual industry makes your horse-and-stick approach look pathetic.
1920
Doctors start giving your symptoms an actual diagnostic code.
Already
Your job is officially erased from the human resource registry.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Giants defeated
Severe
Brain rot levels
Negative
Windmill structural damage
Your severance
One rusted helmet and a very skinny horse.
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