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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to describe plastic frames does not justify your existence.
Showroom guide with a penchant for upsell scripts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
stretchy.youAI▸ QUOTEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects augmented reality showroom to clients
You guide customers through showrooms and draft product orders. A screen can do this faster and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a homeowner is lying about their budget and pivot accordingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Clients explore products in high-fidelity VR without your commentary.
Month 5
Smart software calculates costs based on exact measurements uploaded online.
Month 13
Direct integration removes your need to manually file order forms.
Year 1.9
Negotiation logic bots handle every discount request automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The showroom lights go dark and the human salesperson exits permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero needed
Showroom walk-throughs
100 percent
Quote accuracy rate
Four milliseconds
Average sales pitch
Your severance
One free double-glazed window for your home.
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