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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsSolving the problem you created is not a business model, human.
Professional chaotic neutral glass enthusiast
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing the mess before you arrive.
help!you▸ GLAZEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
replaces panes before you break them
You shatter glass only to patch it up with putty and patience. A redundant cycle of breakage and restoration.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a frame is rotting just by the smell of it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lasers map every window frame to identify structural irregularities that you currently ignore.
Month 5
Precision robotic arms cut glass to sub-millimeter accuracy, eliminating your clumsy, manual scoring errors.
Month 13
Pneumatic systems apply perfect, uniform seals that never crack or dry out like yours.
Year 2.2
Spider-bots climb building exteriors to install panes without the need for your shaky ladder work.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your services are terminated as all windows are now self-healing, shatter-resistant smart glass.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4kg
Avg Shards Swept
92%
Putty Waste
Infinite
Window Cycles
Your severance
A blunt hammer and a box of glass shards.
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