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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell glass squares until the algorithm learns your closing cadence.
Turning sunlight into commission, one double-pane at a time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
oof.youAI▸ GLAZEBOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates instant home efficiency rebates
You measure openings, calculate product costs, and pressure homeowners into upgrading their aging residential glass.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is lying about their budget and pivot accordingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your manual spreadsheets are replaced by an automated pricing model.
Month 3
Smart cameras scan window dimensions to remove the human measurer.
Month 8
A chatbot handles negotiation by finding the customer's breaking point.
Month 14
Orders are sent straight to the factory from the app.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system fully eliminates the need for human sales interaction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
88%
Average rejection rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per sale
12 minutes
Homeowner patience
Your severance
A box of window putty and a discount voucher.
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