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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell clear sheets of glass while blocking the consumer's view.
Professional door-knocker and amateur measure-taker.
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Transparent pricing for invisible glass walls.
help!youAI▸ PANEPRO DIRECT-MEASURE 5▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans frame dimensions using lidar
You cold-call homeowners and perform home measurements to pitch overpriced thermal-pane replacement windows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the homeowner's body language when they mention their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated web forms replace your manual cold-calling and lead tracking.
Month 6
Lidar-equipped apps allow homeowners to measure their own frames accurately.
Month 12
Real-time algorithms generate personalized discounts to close every single sale.
Month 16
Sales software syncs directly with factory production lines without your interference.
Year 2 · D-Day
Our kiosks replace your entire physical pitch in the showroom.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
92%
Average rejection rate
4.5 cups
Coffee consumed per sale
12 hours/week
Time spent measuring frames
Your severance
One free double-pane window for your own home.
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