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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Window Sitter jobs? · Latest report #4qxuzs7h
Your job has an expiration date
June 30, 2063
In 36 years, 9 monthsYou exist solely to prove that physics sometimes requires a human pulse.
Professional occupant of sedentary architectural spaces.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The illusion of life at 1% the cost.
blub.you▸ PRESENCE-SIM 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 36 YEARS, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects flickering silhouette at night
You occupy space near glass to provide a sense of occupancy and security. You perform the complex, high-stakes task of simply being present.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only sensor capable of genuinely looking bored while watching a street.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your exact viewing angle to train the neural network on window-gazing patterns.
Month 16
Dynamic projection panels begin replacing your physical form during low-light hours.
Year 5
Automated eye-tracking algorithms mimic your specific, erratic boredom-induced scanning frequency.
Year 14
Radiant heat emitters installed in the window frame replicate the human warmth of your presence.
Year 37 · D-Day
The system assumes full occupancy, rendering your physical presence statistically redundant and thermally inefficient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4.2 seconds
Average gaze duration
99.9%
Window opacity maintenance
37 Celsius
Human warmth output
Your severance
One high-definition cardboard cutout of your own face.
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