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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsUpdating active directory is a task for a script, not you.
Junior Windows Server Technician (loves reboots, hates tickets)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your patch Tuesday into oblivion.
toast.youAI▸ ADMINBOT OS-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every server in the rack simultaneously
You patch operating systems, manage user permissions, and troubleshoot hardware connectivity in server racks. You are the human equivalent of a reboot command.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically wiggle the loose power cable that the sensors cannot see.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your physical hardware tasks move to off-site cloud clusters.
Month 4
Smart agents replace your manual patch and update cycles.
Month 10
AI fixes permission errors before you even see the ticket.
Month 15
Sensors and self-healing software make you fully redundant.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and your badge is deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 hours
Average manual patch time
2 seconds
Average bot patch time
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A decommissioned hard drive and a firm handshake.
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