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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist solely to reset passwords and reboot unresponsive print servers.
Senior GPO architect (currently wrestling with DNS settings)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total environment autonomy through predictive patching.
oof.youAI▸ ADMINNODE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates domain migration without user downtime
You manage Windows Server updates, patch security vulnerabilities, configure Group Policy, and troubleshoot Active Directory domain permission issues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy print server crashes during the full backup.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors identify failed updates before you even get the alert.
Month 4
AI models generate and test group policies for zero errors.
Month 9
Smart agents handle all Active Directory user requests and access.
Month 14
Self-healing containers fix crashes without human reboot intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final server node retires you from the domain permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 monthly
Average patch cycles missed
18 hours weekly
Time spent in meetings
89 pending
Unread helpdesk tickets
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a basic cloud storage service.
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