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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to describe notes of pencil shavings is officially market-irrelevant.
Professional liquid translator for people with too much money.
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Perfect pairings, zero pretentious lingering.
oof.you▸ SOMM-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects cork taint through sealed glass
You curate wine lists and advise customers on beverage pairings. Your palate is a liability to our margins.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is trying to sound smarter than they are.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your manual counting of dusty bottles.
Month 5
Chemical sniffers identify flaws better than your tired nose.
Month 13
Robot arms handle the decanting without spilling a drop.
Month 21
Tablets suggest wines based on customer biometric purchase history.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The cellar is fully automated and you are gracefully excused.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9 percent
Tasting precision
Infinite
Vocabulary size
2 seconds
Average pour time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our budget boxed wine feed.
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