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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour wine knowledge is just a database that needs better indexing.
Natural wine curator and professional label-reader.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pours, zero human conversation required.
brr.you▸ VINAUTO SORTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recommends vintages based on social sentiment
You curate bottles, manage member lists, and pour samples. A machine does this with zero pretension or overhead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about enjoying a natural wine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in the racks track every bottle removed in real time.
Month 4
A payment agent replaces manual membership database upkeep.
Month 15
An algorithm analyzes sales data to pick better tasting flights.
Year 2.2
Precision robotic arms handle glass filling and rack organization.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The shop goes fully autonomous and you find a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99,999/sec
Tasting notes generated
0.00%
Spillage rate
100%
Member retention
Your severance
One crate of unsold corked vinegar.
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