Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Wine Director jobs? · Latest report #n6k8ezex
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour palate is expensive, but your spreadsheets are screaming for help.
Professional grape-snob and inventory spreadsheet enthusiast.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pairings, zero pretentious breathing exercises.
brr.you▸ SOMMCLOUD V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal wine margins in real-time
You curate wine lists, manage inventory, and guide guests through high-end bottle selections in busy dining rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a guest stops enjoying their wine before they do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors scan your cellar to digitize every vintage instantly.
Month 8
Algorithms replace your curated list with high-margin crowd pleasers.
Month 16
Tabletop kiosks suggest the exact wine for any entree.
Year 2.2
Robotic arms handle all stock movement without spilling a drop.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The restaurant software handles the wine program entirely autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
300 percent
Average bottle markup
12 per shift
Tasting notes hallucinated
4 per month
Inventory miscounts
Your severance
A crate of vinegar and a corkscrew shaped toy.
Discussion
