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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou sell fermented grape juice to people who forget your name.
Road-weary merchant of liquid status symbols.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated palate for profit maximisation.
glub.youAI▸ VINTAGEVENDER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates wholesale pricing based on local trends
You visit bars and retail stores to pitch labels, handle inventory audits, and push quarterly sales targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and pour a drink for a disgruntled restaurant owner.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart inventory sensors automatically trigger replenishment orders to the wholesaler.
Month 7
Algorithms adjust wholesale pricing in real-time to match local demand.
Month 16
In-store dispensing units allow customers to sample without needing a human.
Year 2.2
Chat models manage account grievances with appropriate levels of synthetic empathy.
Year 3 · D-Day
The human presence is removed as replenishment occurs via autonomous logistical flows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
84%
Average rejection rate
22,000 miles
Annual mileage
Zero
Clients who care
Your severance
A crate of the house red and a bus ticket.
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