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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTraining to manage shelves that robots are better at stocking daily.
Aspiring sommelier (mostly retail, emotionally tired).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pours with zero human hesitation.
stretchy.youAI▸ VINAUTO RETAIL UNIT 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
suggests pairings based on biometric anxiety levels
You track inventory levels, curate wine displays, assist customers with pairings, and manage POS systems for sales.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle disappointment on a customer's face regarding their chosen vintage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart cameras monitor stock levels and automatically flag low inventory counts.
Month 5
Digital displays update bottle pricing without you needing to touch stickers.
Month 10
Tablets replace your advice with algorithmic wine-to-food pairing data points.
Month 16
Small warehouse bots handle unloading cases from trucks to storage shelves.
Year 2 · D-Day
The shop goes fully autonomous and you are no longer needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Tasting notes read per day
0.3
Bottles dropped on shift
12%
Customers ignored
Your severance
A one-year supply of corks and a cardboard cutout.
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