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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling overpriced data plans to people who already hate your company.
Professional screen-protector applier and plan-misinterpreter.
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Aggressive upselling with zero commission.
split.youAI▸ OMNISALES KIOSK V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
forces customers into unlimited data plans
You upsell unnecessary insurance plans and handle account provisioning for retail customers. You spend your day trapped behind a counter waiting for someone to need a screen protector.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a customer with genuine-looking eye contact during a hard sale.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID sensors now track every phone unit automatically without your slow manual counting.
Month 4
An interactive screen prompts customers for insurance before you even finish the activation.
Month 8
Automated data-transfer pedestals remove your need to touch sticky screens or explain cloud backups.
Month 13
Voice-AI intercepts your angry customers and offers them credits before they reach the desk.
Month 18 · D-Day
The kiosk locks the doors and sends you a digital farewell notification on your personal device.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 percent
Average Up-sell Rate
High
Customer Pity Factor
94 percent
Commission Rejection Rate
Your severance
A slightly used floor model iPhone 11.
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