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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour hexes are just poorly documented scripts running on superstition.
Professional curse-caster and artisanal herb enthusiast.
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Automated karmic adjustment for the modern era.
help!youAI▸ HEX-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
curses the entire village server in seconds
You spend your time gathering rare ingredients, mixing volatile potions, and cursing those who dare disturb your coven.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess an uncanny ability to correctly identify a mandrake root by its scream.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Optical character recognition converts your handwritten spells into searchable data.
Month 16
Automated vats handle ingredient ratios with superior precision and zero spills.
Year 2.3
Infrared cameras track targets to deliver hexes with pinpoint accuracy.
Year 3.2
Drones replace your live familiars with high-res surveillance capabilities.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your mystical intuition is officially rendered surplus to requirements by cloud-computing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Hexes Per Moon Cycle
18 percent
Toadstool Waste Ratio
12 percent
Successful Spell Casting Rate
Your severance
One free enchanted broomstick and a bag of salt.
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