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Your job has an expiration date
October 5, 2106
In 80 yearsSummoning demons is just manual labor without the HR department.
Master of Arcane Arts (mostly reading dusty books).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reality optimization through raw computational force.
no no noyouAI▸ THAUMAGRID V.9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 80 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses quantum states on command
You spend years memorizing ancient scrolls and ingredients. You attempt to manipulate reality for clients with problems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a solution when the laws of physics refuse to cooperate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Robotic arms etch precise protection circles faster than human hands.
Year 14
Sensors identify authentic dragon scales without human error.
Year 33
Server clusters handle incantations that previously required human intuition.
Year 55
AI-driven logic fixes causality bugs in your local village.
Year 80 · D-Day
Reality is now entirely managed by the subscription-based daemon service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
4000
Spells memorized
99.9%
Reality stability
12 annually
Robes dry-cleaned
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dried frog pills.
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