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November 3, 2030
In 4 yearsYour hands are slow, but your sawdust is remarkably organic.
Turning forests into bookshelves, one splinter at a time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect joints, zero splinters, infinite precision.
ow.you▸ TIMBERMATIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates seamless dovetail joints in seconds
You transform raw timber into furniture using saws, drills, and measuring tapes. You sand down rough edges manually.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the grain direction before the machine even scans it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanners map the grain density of every board in stock.
Month 6
Robotic orbital buffers handle all finishing tasks without human fatigue.
Month 16
Automated racks hold glue-ups with exact, consistent pressure settings.
Year 2.5
Multi-axis cutters carve complex designs with zero waste.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your workshop is cleared for the central assembly unit installation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 percent
Splinter rate
12 miles
Sandpaper consumed per year
too slow
Average project completion speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood glue.
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