Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Wood Shop Estimator jobs? · Latest report #5vehg9uz
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsCalculating the precise cost of wood you can no longer afford.
Master of box beam math and forgotten email threads.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Measure twice, cut never, profit forever.
nom.you▸ BEAMBOT ESTIMATOR 400▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates project quotes during your lunch break
You measure lumber for custom box beams and send emails. You guess how much sawdust the boss expects to see.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which wood grain will make a customer stop complaining about the price.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software scrapes local mill data to update your quote templates.
Month 5
Agent handles all incoming project inquiries and manages expectations.
Month 11
Camera rig maps wood grain and auto-populates cut lists.
Month 16
Algorithm generates and posts progress photos without human input.
Month 21 · D-Day
Shop owner realizes the software costs less than your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9 percent
Quote accuracy
Zero minutes
Marketing time
Negative margin
Beam error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood glue.
Discussion
