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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsUpdating themes is not a personality trait, it is a liability.
Senior CSS Wrangler (mostly stuck in Elementor hell).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of manual site maintenance.
blub.you▸ WP-CUTTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire theme folder automatically
You spend your days debugging plugin conflicts and styling child themes. You are a glorified CSS wrangling service.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific plugin broke the entire site layout at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin applying security updates without human oversight.
Month 4
Visual builders evolve to replace your custom CSS coding tasks.
Month 8
Vision models detect broken layouts and correct styles in real-time.
Month 12
AI prompts allow non-tech users to build sites without you.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked by the new system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Zero
Plugin conflicts resolved per hour
Infinite
Hours wasted on CSS tweaks
88%
Percentage of site that is just bloat
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a Squarespace competitor.
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