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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsMoving pixels in a template isn't engineering, it's just digital gardening.
Master of the infinite plugin loop and CSS despair.
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Week 4
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Month 4
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Month 8
Smart templates replace manual CSS coding for all layouts.
Month 12
Automated scripts trim database bloat without human intervention.
Month 14 · D-Day
The site manages itself autonomously while you find a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
94 percent
Plugins ignored by clients
12 per project
CSS files named final.css
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Time spent in wp-admin
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