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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are basically just a professional translator for CSS bugs.
Full-Stack architect of div soup and plugin nightmares.
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You spend your day fighting CSS specificity wars and fixing broken plugin layouts. Your life is PHP templates.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models learn to map client feedback directly to your CSS files.
Month 3
Smart agents detect and fix plugin conflicts without human intervention.
Month 6
Generative tools build entire custom themes from simple text prompts.
Month 9
Automated migration scripts kill the need for manual database management.
Month 14 · D-Day
The WordPress dashboard is fully controlled by an autonomous site architect.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
80% total
Hours spent fixing media queries
12 incidents
WordPress plugin conflicts daily
99,000
Lines of redundant CSS generated
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