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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsDrag-and-drop templates finally outpaced your ability to center a div.
Pixel-pusher, plugin-wrangler, and amateur CSS exorcist.
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You spend your days fighting plugin conflicts and wrestling with page builders to satisfy client whims.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry client why their contact form broke.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-driven design tools begin pre-building layouts for standard client requests.
Week 9
Background agents patch your broken PHP scripts and theme conflicts silently.
Month 4
Robotic vision systems crop, compress, and upload client images instantly.
Month 7
Automated cloud pipelines handle site deployments without your manual input.
Month 10 · D-Day
The site generator creates the entire business model without human designers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2
Average plugin conflicts per site
80%
Time spent ignoring theme updates
99%
Clients who ask for 'pop' on logos
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's landing page tool.
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