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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsUpdating plugins until the department budget finally hits zero.
Senior code-janitor of dusty legacy university subdomains.
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Automated site maintenance for aging academic infrastructure.
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patches security holes before they are discovered
You patch outdated themes and manage database permissions for departments that refuse to update their own content.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the dean's CSS is broken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify every plugin that triggers a site-wide crash.
Month 4
Managed AI agents test and apply security updates automatically.
Month 8
Natural language prompts replace your need for custom CSS coding.
Month 13
Users gain access without ever needing your manual help.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server runs itself forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
4,200
Plugin conflicts resolved
99%
Broken link reports
312
Unread help tickets
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium hosting plan.
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