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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning human recovery into a simple spreadsheet error for the machine.
Professional gatekeeper of the office exit door.
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Automated recovery, zero human sympathy required.
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flags your medical documents for instant denial
You track medical leave paperwork and badger employees to return to their desks. You manage complex case files.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor in a caller's voice when they lie about recovery.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR scanners ingest all medical notes into our central database.
Month 4
Decision trees automatically categorize leave requests by recovery time.
Month 8
The system sends standard follow-up emails without human intervention.
Month 13
AI models predict return dates better than your current guesswork.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire accommodation process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
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Emails per day
12 hours
Average file latency
4.2 percent
Empathy overhead
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