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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your resume into a digital tombstone for efficient processing.
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filters out all resumes with formatting errors
You conduct intake interviews and update job seeker databases while pushing generic advice to frustrated people.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the genuine desperation in a client's eyes during a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts auto-tagging your resume notes with better accuracy.
Month 3
Algorithms replace your manual job searching for candidates.
Month 6
Language models handle all your standard intake interview questions.
Month 10
The hiring software decides outcomes without your manual input.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive an automated email thanking you for your service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.04 seconds
Average resume scan time
99 percent
Empathy simulation efficiency
10,000
Applicants ghosted per hour
Your severance
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