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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsMoving numbers between boxes is a job for a script, not you.
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System configurations that never sleep.
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reconfigures complex business processes in milliseconds
You manage enterprise software configurations, build custom reports for HR, and troubleshoot failed business process workflows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying about their headcount data.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins shadowing your manual field mapping tasks.
Month 4
Bots start answering user queries about missing dashboard permissions.
Month 8
Automated scripts take over building your weekly custom reports.
Month 12
The AI handles all configuration updates during system releases.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your account access is revoked.
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