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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou design complex systems that nobody actually wants to use anyway.
Master of overly complicated HR integration flowcharts.
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Mapping your enterprise processes without the human.
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You map business logic into HR software and configure endless custom integrations. Your job is mostly expensive translation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client's business process is actually a cry for help.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting standard configurations based on industry benchmarks.
Month 4
Virtual agents interview stakeholders to scrape requirements directly.
Month 10
Neural nets rewrite failed API mappings in real-time.
Month 15
Systems optimize their own security groups without human oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
The AI runs the tenant better than the human ever did.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42%
Custom workflow errors
85%
Time spent in meetings
Infinite
Consultant billable hours
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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