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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou specialize in moving buttons from one digital void to another.
Senior Consultant (mapping headaches to spreadsheet cells)
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Automated workflow mapping for the masses.
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reconfigures entire business tenants while you sleep
You map business processes into clunky software and spend your life fixing broken configuration settings for corporate clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the VP about why the implementation is six months late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers read every one of your stale requirement documents.
Month 4
Vision models learn your clicking patterns inside the admin console.
Month 8
Software agents start deploying their own test configurations automatically.
Month 12
Machine learning agents resolve integration failures faster than human eyes.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login is revoked and the AI manages the tenant permanently.
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