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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning your complex data exports into empty spreadsheet templates.
Master of VLOOKUP, guardian of the corrupted CSV file.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human bottleneck.
wheee!you▸ AUDITBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every custom dashboard in nanoseconds
You build custom dashboards and reports for business users who can never remember their login credentials.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to management about why the data looks like that.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent learns your specific data mapping logic and quirks.
Month 3
Scheduled scripts now generate all your daily and weekly reports.
Month 6
Self-healing algorithms build custom charts without you needing to assist.
Month 10
Human accounts are locked to prevent accidental data contamination.
Month 13 · D-Day
The server logs your role as permanently decommissioned and efficient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
4.2 million
Pivot tables generated
112
VLOOKUP errors per day
99%
Report requests ignored
Your severance
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