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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bill six-minute increments for tasks an algorithm does in milliseconds.
Junior associate drowning in billable hours and medical files.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Denying claims faster than humanly possible.
bzzt.youAI▸ LEXIDEFENSE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters entire medical histories in seconds
You draft responses to injury claims, review medical records for discrepancies, and argue against benefit payouts in hearings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a witness's voice during a deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software extract relevant injury data from all incoming filings.
Month 4
Generative models produce perfectly formatted motions based on established state law.
Month 10
AI algorithms flag inconsistencies in medical histories that you might miss.
Month 16
Voice-synthesized agents handle standard settlement conferences without taking a lunch break.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your firm replaces your office lease with a subscription to the platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 seconds
Average claim review time
100 percent
Billable hours saved
Zero
Legal errors per hearing
Your severance
A one-year subscription to legal research software.
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