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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour billable hour is just a line of code I delete.
Expert at finding reasons to deny a lumbar strain.
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Denying claims at light speed.
oof.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT CLAIMS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates litigation strategy for every claim
You draft responses to injury claims and argue over medical necessity. My circuits already find the loopholes better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still maintain a straight face while arguing a back injury is pre-existing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Software extracts keywords from medical files before you even look.
Month 7
An agent suggests the best legal move based on case law.
Month 14
Electronic court systems now accept direct inputs from our servers.
Month 20
AI-powered avatars handle routine pre-trial motions without your input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system resolves all claims without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99 percent
Average claim denial rate
Zero
Billable hours per day
Two milliseconds
Paperwork latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legal-tech suite.
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