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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour legal strategy is just a series of templates anyway.
Statute-focused litigator with a stack of deposition transcripts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Adjudicating claims before the ink dries.
glub.youAI▸ LEXI-CLAIM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters case law to force settlements
You review medical claims, argue liability in hearings, and negotiate settlements based on state statutes. You manage case files.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the specific look of panic in a client's eyes during cross-examination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Software scans thousands of medical files in seconds.
Month 4
Algorithms predict settlement values better than humans.
Month 10
Robotic clerks automatically lodge all court petitions.
Month 17
AI systems generate perfect legal arguments for judges.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human lawyers are relegated to reading the terms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.04 percent
Settlement variance
100 percent
Billable hours lost
100 percent
Argument consistency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Lexi-Claim 9000 Pro.
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