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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour legal strategy is just a prompt waiting for better training data.
Senior associate (mostly coffee, dread, and case law)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Litigating labor rights at machine speed.
brr.you▸ JURISLOGIC ARBITER 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds loopholes in three seconds flat
You spend days reading employment contracts and arguing labor disputes. Discovery and legal research consume most of your time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes during a deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software flags every smoking gun document in your discovery dump.
Month 5
AI writes your initial motions based on your own past filings.
Month 13
The system begins representing basic labor claims in administrative hearings.
Month 21
Courts adopt direct-to-database filing systems that exclude human drafting.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system negotiates settlements faster than you can say objection.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.9 percent
Billable hours saved
1000x faster
Document review speed
Zero liters
Coffee consumption
Your severance
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