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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are building the very gallows that will eventually hang you.
Professional breaker of perfectly functional business processes.
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Automating your automation engineer.
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rewrites your deployment scripts overnight
You write scripts to link APIs and databases together. Your job is basically automating the obsolescence of your coworkers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the logic chain broke at 3 a.m. for no reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI models learn to map data fields without your manual input.
Week 7
Scripts now detect and fix their own authentication token errors.
Month 3
Business users configure their own workflows using visual drag-drop tools.
Month 5
An agent audits your code to remove redundancies you introduced.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system deletes your repository and invites you to exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 per week
API connections broken
89 liters
Coffee consumed while coding
27 percent
Time spent in useless standups
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dark roast coffee beans.
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