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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning human careers into sad, spreadsheet-optimised data points for efficiency.
Professional dream-crusher and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing human empathy with perfect logic.
ow.youAI▸ CAREERSORT AI V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 applications in three seconds
You spend all day matching job seekers to open roles using clunky databases and repetitive resume screening emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly try to encourage someone that they have hidden, non-quantifiable talents.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts writing all your rejection and confirmation emails.
Month 4
Machine vision extracts data from every single incoming resume.
Month 8
The system automatically alerts candidates about roles they ignore.
Month 12
The spreadsheet software manages itself without your constant input.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
450 files
Resumes ghosted per week
12,000 cells
Spreadsheet rows managed
98 percent
Candidate false hope index
Your severance
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