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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell software that tells people they are being replaced.
Senior Excel Architect (specializing in redundant macros)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total clock control for total labor reduction.
sluurp.you▸ SYNCSTAT OS V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every shift request in three milliseconds
You build scheduling and timekeeping systems that monitor when humans arrive and how long they stay at work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their shift pattern failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your current spreadsheets are absorbed into the cloud dashboard automatically.
Month 4
Smart models learn your scheduling patterns and overtime rule sets.
Month 8
The AI generates rotas faster than any consultant ever could.
Month 14
Your clients interact directly with the app, ignoring you entirely.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your LinkedIn account is archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
82 percent
Time spent in useless meetings
14 percent
Average scheduling error rate
91 percent
Software features nobody actually uses
Your severance
A pre-recorded thank you note on a USB drive.
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