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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou optimize people into spreadsheets until they cease to exist.
Expert at finding ways to make coworkers quit.
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ow.you▸ RESOURCEOPTIMIZER-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your department in one click
You track staffing capacity, shift patterns, and headcount costs. Then you pivot data to justify cutting headcount.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a department head starts lying about their hiring plan.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your spreadsheets to learn your staffing patterns.
Month 4
Software begins suggesting shift changes based on actual traffic data.
Month 8
The system starts balancing headcount across units without your input.
Month 12
Approval workflows bypass your desk for all hiring requests.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to a calendar invite that cancels itself forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
8 million
Spreadsheet rows processed
100 percent
Staff morale lost
99 percent
Headcount forecast accuracy
Your severance
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