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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou track people like spreadsheet cells, so we just deleted you.
Professional human-shuffler and spreadsheet endurance athlete.
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Optimising humans until they stop vibrating.
oof.youAI▸ QUEUEMASTER OS V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates entire departments in milliseconds
You monitor real-time staffing levels and shuffle agents to meet service targets. A spreadsheet with legs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a support agent is on the edge of a total burnout.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms replace your manual shift creation using historical call data.
Month 3
Sensors and software track agent adherence without your constant gaze.
Month 6
System pushes dynamic break alerts directly to agent headsets.
Month 8
AI predicts call surges before they happen, removing manual forecasting.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system runs itself, and you receive an automated exit notification.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99.9%
Agent shrinkage handled
Zero
Scheduling errors made
None
Emotional burden
Your severance
A PDF copy of the last schedule you ever made.
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